The Don

The Don is a widower and survivor of assault and motorcycle theft who makes it his goal to make as many people he encounters smile.

Origin
The Don first appeared in the film Captain Marvel, where the titular character steals his motorcycle. Later, a deleted scene from the movie was released which revealed that not only did she steal his motorcycle, but she stole it after having injured his arm, threatened to remove his arm, and electrified him, because he asked her to smile.

Unfounded Accusation of Sexual Harassment
After Captain Marvel's crimes against The Don were brought to light, many people came to her defense in the form of slander against The Don. One such person was BrownTable, who claimed that Captain Marvel's actions were justified since The Don asking her for a smile constituted sexual harassment.

Unfounded Accusation of Battery
The Don's case entered the world of legal philosophy when LegalEagle made the case that Captain Marvel's actions were justified since The Don lightly pushing down a map that she was reading constituted battery.